Funny Parrot
One day there were three women they walked into a pet shop and a parrot shouted from the corner “pink, grey, red!”
“Thats funny” says the first women, “I ve got red knickers on!” then the second women says the same but she says that she has got pink knickers on then the third women says well ive got grey knickers on.
So the next day all three women go into the pet shop with white knickers on
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Blow Up
Three men are wanting a job, so they go to a job center.
The 1st man(bob) walks in and says ” I m looking for a job , can you help me?”
The man says “Yeah sure, just walk outside and scream as loud as you can!” So bob goes out side and screams, he walks back and and says to the man ” Can i have a job now?” the man says “Yeah, just tell me how many letters are in the alphabet, Bob says 26, the man says ” Well done!” You’ve got a job just go and wait in the room beside me here,and i will be with you as soon as possible.
So bob goes into the room.
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A Girl
A man was walking down the beach and he saw a girl with no arms and no legs crying, he asked the girl why are you crying.
She said, “I have never been hugged before”.
He said, “I will hug you” , so he hugs her and walks away.
Next day the man walking down the same part of the beach and he sees the girl crying, so he askes her whats wrong, she says, “I have never been kissed before”.
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Mr Wiggles
There was a brother and a sister,
One day the brother was taking a nap
And the sister came in and said,
“Hey can i play with mr. wiggles.”
He said ok but be gentle im taking a nap. so he woke up with blood all over and Said,”what happened.”
She said, “mr.wiggles spit in my eye so i bit his head off.”
Funny Weather Station
Management And Benefits
Management always show the employees the rosy picture of long term benefits and make them to work as donkeys sitting on their backs and getting work done.
Random Q & A #3
Q: What is invisible and smells like banana?
A: Monkeys farts.
Q: How do u make a swiss roll ?
A: Roll it down a hill .
Q: What do two fish in a tank say to the other?
A: How do u drive this thing..
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Three Shots
There was a woman that was pregnant with three triplets and she was walking past the grocery store when a robber comes out and shoots her three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital three months later she has her triplets.
Six years later one of her triplets comes up to her and says “mom I went to the washroom and a bullet came out” and she said “its a long story I’ll have to tell you later”.
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Toe Shoe
