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Judge and Defendant

Judge to Defendant: “DO you have anything to offer to this Court before I pass the final sentence?”

Defendant to Judge: “No your honor, my lawyer has took every penny.”

Manager to Job Applicant: Sorry, i can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help.

Job Applicant: Sir, that’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in
this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway.

A teacher asked the class to make sentences using the word “beans”..

My Father grow beans,” said one student.
“My father cook beans,” said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: “We are all human beans.”

Oye! Chalti Kya Khandaala?

Sab Kuch Bhulaake “Just Dance”!

Riddle: I travel all around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: I am a stamp.

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