A Girl
A man was walking down the beach and he saw a girl with no arms and no legs crying, he asked the girl why are you crying.
She said, “I have never been hugged before”.
He said, “I will hug you” , so he hugs her and walks away.
Next day the man walking down the same part of the beach and he sees the girl crying, so he askes her whats wrong, she says, “I have never been kissed before”.
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Mr Wiggles
There was a brother and a sister,
One day the brother was taking a nap
And the sister came in and said,
“Hey can i play with mr. wiggles.”
He said ok but be gentle im taking a nap. so he woke up with blood all over and Said,”what happened.”
She said, “mr.wiggles spit in my eye so i bit his head off.”
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Management And Benefits

Management always show the employees the rosy picture of long term benefits and make them to work as donkeys sitting on their backs and getting work done.
Random Q & A #3
Q: What is invisible and smells like banana?
A: Monkeys farts.
Q: How do u make a swiss roll ?
A: Roll it down a hill .
Q: What do two fish in a tank say to the other?
A: How do u drive this thing..
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Three Shots
There was a woman that was pregnant with three triplets and she was walking past the grocery store when a robber comes out and shoots her three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital three months later she has her triplets.
Six years later one of her triplets comes up to her and says “mom I went to the washroom and a bullet came out” and she said “its a long story I’ll have to tell you later”.
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Toe Shoe

Fish Shoe

Mice Shoe
