Murder Convict
One a sunday morning a man was found murdered. Police asked questions and following were the answers:
Cook was cooking, Gardener was picking vegetables, Maid was gone to take the mail, Butler was cleaning the room.
Police immediately arrested the murderer?
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Car Seat Bike
The Vibrator Poem
It’s big & hard,
long & plastic,
when it tickles your cl*t,
it feels fantastic.
You wriggle with pleasure,
you moan & you groan,
you can use it with others or just on your own.
The vibrator is a girl’s best friend,
with plenty of batteries,
your fun will never end.
By Claire
Learn Colours
One day there was three wetbacks trying to go to the US.
One of the wetbacks told the other wetbacks.”Chinga We gotta learn some English”
So they decided to learn the colors.
So as a week passes by the 1 wetback goes and says”I’m going to US i’m a US citizen”
So the officer says I want you to give me a sentence using three colors Orange,Red,Blue.
So the wetback tells him.” An orange is orange an apple is red and the sky is blue.
So the officer says ok go ahead.
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Modern Art
Martial arts vs Modern art
STUDY
What is S.T.U.D.Y?
S=Sitting
T=Talking
U=unlimited
D=Dreaming
Y=Yawning,
So STUDY well
Oh god I have to STUDY more!
Umpiring Pregnancy
Once a man’s wife gets pregnant and is rushed to a hospital.
Unfortunately, the man was out of the city , when he got a call from the doctor to inform him about his wife.
He hung up but unfortunately he didnt know how to redail, so he tried to remember the number and called, the number was incorrect and went to an umpires phone(a man who keeps the score of a cricket match like a referee)
The man asked the umpire not knowing who was on the other line and said: “What is the condition?”, The umpire replied, “4 are out!”, “8 are going to be out soon.”
Birth Control Method
Positive Attitude
WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES, IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ?
A WISE MAN SAID : AIR IS EVERYWHERE, BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.