Judge to Defendant: “DO you have anything to offer to this Court before I pass the final sentence?”
Defendant to Judge: “No your honor, my lawyer has took every penny.”
Manager to Job Applicant: Sorry, i can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: Sir, that’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in
this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway.
A teacher asked the class to make sentences using the word “beans”..
My Father grow beans,” said one student.
“My father cook beans,” said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
Oye! Chalti Kya Khandaala?
Sab Kuch Bhulaake “Just Dance”!
Riddle: I travel all around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: I am a stamp.