Big Chili

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Tony slept over his friends house, his friend said “lets go to a party”
Tony:”i dont have any clothes”
Friend:”dont worry i lend you some of mine”
so tony borrowed his friends clothes and went to the party.
there was a girl who saw tony’s shoes and said “this man has a big chili”
so she went up to him and they made friends, went home and did the nasty.
when they were done the girl gave tony $20..
Tony:”whats this for?”
Girl:”go buy a pair of shoes that fit your size”….


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    16 Responses to “Big Chili”

    1. brittany on October 29th, 2008 8:59 pm

      OMG this is funny

    2. janet on November 11th, 2008 5:52 pm

      brilliant joke

    3. Brianna on November 20th, 2008 9:44 pm

      Holy Cow! Guys need 2 learn how 2 work it or something if its that small. At least he an go get some shoes & if he keeps that up who know’s what he can get. LOL

    4. rebecca on November 22nd, 2008 1:56 am

      that was funny my boy freind can never buy himself some shoes

    5. maia on November 24th, 2008 8:58 pm

      wow ii liike iit!

    6. t.j on December 8th, 2008 7:21 pm

      yo this joke is sooooooo good bt i think men are more cleverer thn tht lol eneways gt back asap lol or else !! lol im gonna send this joke to all ma mates lol n they will laugh there ases off!! lol

    7. emily barker on January 14th, 2009 10:47 pm

      i would think it was funny but i dont really get this joke although it sounds funny but it probally because im still a kid.

    8. sasha on February 12th, 2009 10:14 pm

      THIS JOKE IS SO FUNNY!!!!

    9. lili on February 28th, 2009 2:28 am

      haha thas hot

    10. destine on March 12th, 2009 1:54 am

      boys need to grow up and quite hateing on us girls

    11. rhianna on April 6th, 2009 6:03 am

      this wasn’t even funny
      it was weak

    12. Chloe on April 12th, 2009 3:48 am

      not funny :| itss just weird

    13. Honey Reynolds on April 28th, 2009 10:14 pm

      That’s not funny. He already nailed her so she’s in no position to make fun of him. :)

    14. Catherine Martin on August 2nd, 2009 11:00 pm

      OMG this is funny

    15. penny on October 1st, 2009 8:46 pm

      i dont get it thats lame. it was a bad joke

    16. VANESSA on December 23rd, 2009 12:37 am

      HOPE YOU CAN SHOW THAt big chilly lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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