College Rules

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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”
Then one of the student asked, “How much for a season pass?”


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    Comments

    14 Responses to “College Rules”

    1. SKYE JESS CIEL on November 19th, 2007 4:50 pm

      omg ur jokes are ace lol

    2. emily on December 24th, 2007 10:20 pm

      lmfao that joke was funny

    3. Samantha on March 3rd, 2008 11:35 pm

      yah im not sure but lol

    4. janessa on October 11th, 2008 11:55 am

      forget those others they stink u rock dont be dicratful what they said aboutu ill take care of it after school
      .

    5. joke masta on November 13th, 2008 7:21 pm

      nah not reli funny i know better 1s

    6. isaac on January 1st, 2009 6:46 am

      it was funny dude…

    7. CiNdEREllA lOVES fAGGOtt on February 10th, 2009 3:36 am

      lOl…kiNdA fUNNY…lOl

    8. umair khan on February 17th, 2009 3:36 am

      this is realy good joke dude

    9. tony on March 2nd, 2009 9:57 am

      eh it ok but it takes more then tht to make me laugh

    10. Daniel on March 30th, 2009 11:52 pm

      Heck,i’ll take two.

    11. adrian on April 24th, 2009 8:33 pm

      i agree with Daniel lmao

    12. kurian on May 30th, 2009 1:16 pm

      funny,very funny indeed.

    13. Alex Zack on December 9th, 2009 1:12 am

      hey good poem lol… :D

    14. josh on December 27th, 2009 9:10 am

      i agree with tony

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