College Rules

Posted on November 19, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes |

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”
Then one of the student asked, “How much for a season pass?”

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    3 Responses to “College Rules”

    1. SKYE JESS CIEL on November 19th, 2007 4:50 pm

      omg ur jokes are ace lol

    2. emily on December 24th, 2007 10:20 pm

      lmfao that joke was funny

    3. Samantha on March 3rd, 2008 11:35 pm

      yah im not sure but lol

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