Dating vs Marriage

Posted on July 30, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes |

When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue.

When you are married ….You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time.

When you are married ….He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to drink?”

When you are dating….. He holds your hand in public.

When you are married ….He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating….. A Single bed for 2 isn’t THAT bad.

When you are married ….A King size bed feels like an army cot.


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