Genie Wine

Posted on July 21, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes |

While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.

“I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish.” The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn’t get enough of, it was wine.

“I wish I could pee wine. That’s my wish.”

“Granted.” And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man’s wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass.

“Why only one glass?” asked her wife.

“You’re drinking out of the bottle tonight.”


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    One Response to “Genie Wine”

    1. MMXD on February 12th, 2008 2:21 am

      you have a big error it’s his wife not her

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