Going To Jesus

Posted on July 22, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Funny Junk |

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.

They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, “Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today.”

“What?” his father replied.

“When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, ‘Jesus, I’m coming, Jesus I’m coming.’ If it wasn’t for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!”

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    4 Responses to “Going To Jesus”

    1. emilie on December 29th, 2007 7:22 am

      oh jesus thats gross…

    2. 5-TOOL NATIONALS on January 1st, 2008 9:14 am

      That is HILAIRIOUS!!!!!

      god ive saved alot of people lolz

    3. jess on February 12th, 2008 2:46 am

      thats funny as f**k!!

      loved it
      xx

    4. Carrie on May 30th, 2008 7:42 pm

      HILARIOUS!! omg that is funny & gross at the same time! ;)

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