Little Mary
Posted on May 28, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes |
Little Mary was never a good girl in Sunday School. Every time the teacher would be up there teaching the word of the bible to little children, Mary would put her head down and sleep. Every time the teacher would ask Mary a question, Mary wouldn’t answer it. So one day, a kid named John decided to help her out.
“Mary, can you tell me who created the universe and the heavens above?” asked the teacher.
Mary was asleep, so John reached over and jabbed Mary in the leg with his pen. Mary jumped up and shouted “God allmighty!”
Well Mary dozed off to sleep again. It came time for the teacher to ask her to answer another question.
“Mary, can you please tell me who is our savior, the son of god?” asked the teacher.
John reached over and jabbed Mary in the leg with his pen, and Mary jumped up and shouted “Holy Jesus!”
Well, as usual, Mary put her head down and slept again. The teacher asked her another question.
“Mary, can you tell me what Eve said to Adam after bearing his 23rd son?” asked the teacher.
As usual, John reached over and jabbed Mary in the leg with his pen. This time, Mary jumped up and shouted “If You Stick That Thing In Me One More Time, I’ll Break It In Half!!!!”
Stunned, the teacher fainted.
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(What did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd? Mary was asleep, again)
John reached over and jabbed Mary in the leg with his pen, and Mary jumped up and shouted “Why in the hell are you still jabbing me with that?!”