Mathematical Viewpoint

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


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    6 Responses to “Mathematical Viewpoint”

    1. Samantha on March 3rd, 2008 11:33 pm

      wow that hella funny and its so true i lmfao

    2. tee-ah on April 24th, 2008 10:24 am

      best joke ive heard in a while…but so true

    3. tony on March 2nd, 2009 9:53 am

      dude tht is the funniest joke on here…only quite true though

    4. funny gui on March 25th, 2009 12:13 am

      um… *makes funny fase and goes crazy* wat the heck r u thinking it’s the opposite if you do **** with someone it will gust take youre mind of youre homework! (like i care!)

    5. ah_gurl on April 21st, 2009 4:34 pm

      the answer is attudide

    6. adrian on April 24th, 2009 8:30 pm

      lmao i like that one. lmao

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