Pet Rooster

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A Priest lost his pet rooster and couldn’t find it no matter how many times he checked around his Parish.

Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday Mass.

From the pulpit, he asked loudly, “Anyone got a cock?”

All the men inside the Church stood up!


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    3 Responses to “Pet Rooster”

    1. whaa on January 15th, 2008 7:54 am

      you forgot to finish the joke………

      priest: anybody have a cock….all men stand up

      priest: no, anybody see a cock?….all women stand up

      priest: no, no, anybody seen MY cock……and all the childeren stand up!!!

    2. Pahj on April 21st, 2008 10:06 am

      that end bits hilaroious thats some good shizit

    3. isaac on January 1st, 2009 6:54 am

      whaa nice dude i was thinkin like when he said anybody got a cok all the men would stand up and one woman. lol but your is funny 2

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