Stone

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Maury and Pauly, in their younger years, went to the county fair and slipped into the hoochy-coochy show, where the ecdysiast was just beginning to “dare all to bare all.”

“Uh-oh,” said Pauly, “I’m gettin’ outta he’e!”

“Wait,” protested Maury, “this is gonna get better ‘n’ better!”

“Nope,” said Pauly, “my momma told me that if I ever saw a naked woman, I’d turn to stone, and I think I done started!


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    2 Responses to “Stone”

    1. joke masta on November 13th, 2008 7:18 pm

      hahah omg i get it that is a classic

    2. funny gui on March 25th, 2009 12:19 am

      if i was him i wood **** her up

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