The Finger
Posted on June 4, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes |
There was this girl about 13 years old. She loved cookies. Her parents were going away on a trip.
“Don’t let anyone in while we’re gone!” the parents said.
“Okay!” the girl said.
When they left, she heard the doorbell. She answered it. “Who is it?” she asked. It was a man. “I can’t let you in!” she said.
“I’ll give you 10 cookies!” he said.
“Okay!” she said.
She let him in. He said, “Can you show me to your room?” and she said, “No!”. The man bribed, “I’ll give you 100 cookies!” “Okay!” she exclaimed.
When they were in the room, the man said, “Can you lay down on your bed?” and the girl said, “No!” The man bribed once more, “I’ll give you 1000 cookies!” and the girl answered, “Okay!”
Once on the bed, the man asked, “Can I put my finger into your bellybutton?” and the girl said, “No!” and the man said, “I’ll give you 10000 cookies!” and the girl said, “Yay! Okay!”
The girl said, “Uhh, that’s not my bellybutton.”
The guy answered, “And that’s not my finger.
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hahahahahaha…funny.