Unfaithful Wives

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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”


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    8 Responses to “Unfaithful Wives”

    1. bob on June 16th, 2008 6:25 am

      the best joke i told my friends and they all laughed. thanks alot

    2. i now smile on July 20th, 2008 2:56 am

      first time ive smiled 2day, thanks!

    3. rain on March 11th, 2009 2:38 pm

      hahaha funny

    4. you on March 12th, 2009 7:48 am

      dumb funky monkey junky

    5. rhianna on April 6th, 2009 6:20 am

      It took me a while too figa this joke out, but in the end i relised what it was saying. hhaaahha:)

    6. rosemary on April 22nd, 2009 2:06 am

      best joke i’ve heard in a long time

    7. kurian on May 30th, 2009 12:21 pm

      its funny,really.

    8. Tony on January 12th, 2010 9:48 pm

      i don\’t get it?

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