Unfaithful Wives

Posted on March 10, 2008 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes |

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

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    2 Responses to “Unfaithful Wives”

    1. bob on June 16th, 2008 6:25 am

      the best joke i told my friends and they all laughed. thanks alot

    2. i now smile on July 20th, 2008 2:56 am

      first time ive smiled 2day, thanks!

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