Use It or Lose It

Posted on August 18, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes |

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was somewhat upset.

“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I’m leaving you! I want a divorce straight away!”


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    Comments

    9 Responses to “Use It or Lose It”

    1. emily on December 24th, 2007 10:16 pm

      that was dumb

    2. john on January 8th, 2008 6:31 am

      that joke blows what gay guy wrote that one

    3. Kelsey on January 12th, 2008 10:11 am

      …how was that even a joke?

    4. wats up im cena on January 29th, 2008 10:53 pm

      thats a retarded joke its just some girl leaving him it wasnt funny

    5. mamma on February 5th, 2008 4:55 am

      dat was da stupidest SHIT eva

    6. Cookie on April 9th, 2008 9:32 pm

      OMG wat the fekin hell was that!! Seriously like, get it sorted! :-/

    7. matt on September 14th, 2008 12:51 pm

      wtf is that i hope the guy who wrote that gets raped by a horse and then dies and goes to hell and gets raped by demon horses for all eternity

    8. stacey on September 29th, 2008 10:20 pm

      i dont get it ……

    9. Jeremy on November 7th, 2008 4:54 am

      that was so retarded it is stupid theres no point to the joke

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