Blonde Parents

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Dustin and Jane (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”

The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”


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    Comments

    14 Responses to “Blonde Parents”

    1. blake on December 6th, 2007 9:50 pm

      lol? dont get it

    2. hello my name is bob on December 7th, 2007 2:55 am

      i dont get it!!!

    3. nattyyy on January 9th, 2008 6:03 pm

      ii dontt gett iittt :s

      and im blondee

      so shudntty ii

    4. Samantha on March 3rd, 2008 11:21 pm

      uh was i supose to get this because if i was im lost now lol

    5. niki on March 9th, 2008 9:26 pm

      haha.i get it.cause parents usually teach their child the language right? the baby doesn’t even noe the russian language yet. and they are going to learn it to understand him? ya that’s the point. (:

    6. diana on April 25th, 2008 6:30 am

      haha, the joke is pretty cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for Nattyyy if you are bloond then you bitch what are you loocking at then in here

    7. maddison on April 27th, 2008 10:58 pm

      me and my friend think this is the most dumbest joke ever. and thats a fact. we dont even get it! Ya, its really stupider than all the other ones!1

    8. issy on April 29th, 2008 2:56 pm

      yous r such idiots
      i cant believe u dont get that niki does good work
      im blonde and i get it!

    9. riana on May 30th, 2008 8:33 pm

      this is so stupid even the blondes get it and think they’re smart!

    10. Jamie crossley on September 15th, 2008 10:41 am

      omg all the people who dont get it are stupid as! they theink he’ll start speaking russian when he’s older so they took russian lessons. but the baby wont speak russian because he would have learnt english! haha silly people

    11. Sam on October 25th, 2008 1:40 pm

      You all are rude, you think just because some blonde people are dumb that means that all of them are. I”m blonde and I am not dumb. So you need to just shut your mouth. It is so bad that you have to judge people like that.

    12. You're not dumb on December 3rd, 2008 10:15 am

      Blonde girls we are not judging you, you are NOT dumb! That is unless you do not get the joke…
      :)

    13. CRS on February 17th, 2009 2:25 am

      Wow, you people are idiots if you don’t get this joke. Children learn the language they speak from their parents. The child will start speaking in one year, yet the blondes want to learn Russian simply because his ethnicity is Russian. Being the idiots they are, they figure he’ll speak Russian regardless what they teach him. How retarded must you be to not comprehend this simple joke?? GO BACK TO SCHOOL.. ITS SIMPLE…

    14. nnbb on November 7th, 2009 6:24 pm

      Are you guys are retarded??

      A baby learns the language it hears while it’s growing up. If the baby was just born, it doesn’t matter if it was Russian or English, it would learn english while it grew up with english people.

      durdedur

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