Blondes and Genie

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Three unemployed blondes were out shoppping one day when they found an oil lamp in an antique store.
Together they began rubbing it and miraculously,a genie appeared. ‘I will grant you as much intelligence as you desire, ’said the geni.
‘Wow, ’said the first blonde ‘i would like to be ten times smarter then I am now,’and in a flash the genie granted her the wish.
The next day then blonde got a job as a teacher.
‘Hmmm said the second blonde.I would like to be twenty times smarter. Your wish is my command said the genie as he blinked his eyes and granted her wish. The next day she found a job as a nuclear physicist.
Well said the third blonde.I would like thing the way they are now.I dont have to go to a job and think all the time…if anything i would rather be ten times dumber right ok said the genie and The next day she woke up and found she was a man..


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    5 Responses to “Blondes and Genie”

    1. Aaron on December 15th, 2008 8:12 am

      man you got it all wrong the last girl says “I want to be 100 times smarter” then she turns into a man

    2. maddy on February 19th, 2009 8:37 am

      That wuz DUMB!!!!!!!

    3. matt on February 20th, 2009 10:43 am

      that is offensive to men. damn it

    4. bri bri on November 6th, 2009 9:00 am

      that is the truth and always will b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    5. ahmey on December 9th, 2009 4:39 pm

      that issnt funny. its hallarious.

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