Dirty Christmas

Posted on June 2, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Blonde Jokes |

1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

5. I know when you’ve been bad or good … so let’s skip the small talk, sister!

6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.

7. Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)

8. I see you when you’re sleeping … and you don’t wear any underwear, do you?

9. Screw the “nice” list — I’ve got you on my “naughty” list!

10. Wanna join the “Mile High” club?

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