Funny Sex Blonde Jokes
Posted on May 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Blonde Jokes |
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don’t know.
R: Neither did she.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde “twinkie”?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, “Cock’ll-doodl-doooo”, while a blonde says, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only ‘had’ 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”
The nympho says, “Are you done already?”
The blonde says, “Beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
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That was HILARIOUS!!!! Keep up the good work bud!!!
I didnt get some of them but most of them were funny.