Going to California

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says “If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day”


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    15 Responses to “Going to California”

    1. autumn on March 19th, 2008 3:53 am

      this is so stupid get rid of it

    2. kimberly on May 9th, 2008 7:40 am

      this is so funny who makes these what stuped girls lol

    3. Holly on June 17th, 2008 7:23 pm

      Well, I think it’s funny. :]

    4. ben dover on August 25th, 2008 10:51 am

      blondes are stupid no ofence exept for the hot ones lol

    5. katy on October 3rd, 2008 4:25 am

      i dont get it

    6. Ericka on October 30th, 2008 6:55 pm

      that is the most cool blond joke i have ever heard!
      “lol”

    7. shaq on October 31st, 2008 7:28 am

      it is so stupid get rid of it i dont like that one god use are stupid even more than the joke its self

    8. Cindylu not Lou on November 4th, 2008 2:16 am

      lmfao Ben Dover, nice one “Except for the hot ones.”
      The hot ones are usually the stupidest ones.
      I liked the joke.
      It put a smile on MY face. :)

    9. jade on December 18th, 2008 9:12 pm

      omg u skittin at blondes eee ur all sick just **** off all of ya

    10. blondiiebabe on January 11th, 2009 4:51 am

      omg!!!! funniiee!!!

      i am a natural blonde - and a smart one at that. personally i luvv blonde jokes..i think they r hilarious and not offensive at all.
      i mean, if ur just playing around, no harm done. but if its like intentionally told just to put blondes down, then ya i would be pissed too.soo all the blondes out there gettin ticked b/c of these, calm the hell down! =P
      and the comment above me, bout blondes r dumb except the hot ones..idk whether or not to take offense by that b/c that is soo totally not true!! but i hav noticed the hotter blondes r the dumber they do tend to b b/c they rely on jerks like u that only go for them b/c of their looks and so they arent required to use any brains =P
      but yeah..luv this joke=]

    11. maddy on February 19th, 2009 8:48 am

      I dont get it either!!! Rock on Katy!!!

    12. destine on March 12th, 2009 1:58 am

      my sister is a blonde and that is something that she would say ha ha ha ha ha ha thats is sao funny not

    13. Max on April 17th, 2009 4:06 am

      Awesome I dont care what other people think

    14. Nathaniel mazzell on April 18th, 2009 1:02 am

      I think blonde jokes are rly funny and theres know harm done in doing it

    15. me on September 21st, 2009 7:54 pm

      tranmere rovers football club are the best fuck all the other teams we will kick man us ass everywere

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