Medical Terminology

Posted on June 2, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Blonde Jokes |

Anally — occurring yearly
Artery — study of paintings
Bacteria — back door of cafeteria
Barium — what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel — letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarian section — district in Rome
Cat scan — searching for kitty
Cauterize — Made eye contact with her
Colic — sheep dog
Coma — a punctuation mark
Congenital — friendly
DC — where Washington is
Diarrhea — journal of daily events
Dilate — to live long
Enema — not a friend
Fester — quicker
Fibula — a small lie
Genital — non-Jewish
G.I. Series — soldiers’ ball game
Grippe — suitcase
Hangnail — coat hook
Impotent — distinguished, well known
Intense pain — torture in a teepee
Labor pain — got hurt at work
Medical staff — doctor’s cane
Morbid — higher offer
Nitrate — cheaper than day rate
Node — was aware of
Outpatient — person who had fainted
Pap smear — fatherhood test
Pelvis — cousin of Elvis
Post operative — letter carrier
Protein — favoring young people
Rectum — damn near killed ‘em
Recovery room — place to do upholstery
Rheumatic — amorous
Scar — rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion — hiding anything
Seizure — Roman emperor
Serology — study of knighthood
Tablet — small tablet
Terminal illness — sickness at airport
Tibia — country in North Africa
Tumor — an extra pair
Urine — opposite of you’re out
Varicose — located nearby
Vein — conceited