Nude Painting

Posted on July 22, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Funny Blonde Jokes |

Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he’d been recommended to paint him in the nude.

“No,” the talented blonde artist said. “I don”t do that sort of thing.”

“But what if I double your fee?” he pleaded.

“Nope, sorry. Won’t do it.”

“How about I give you five times what you normally get?”

“Oh, okay then,” said the artist, “but I’m keeping my socks on. I need a place to put my brushes.”


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    3 Responses to “Nude Painting”

    1. Joe on February 10th, 2008 4:55 am

      thatn was gay i mean super gay

    2. William Miller on February 14th, 2008 9:18 am

      That wasn’t even funny.

    3. Samantha on March 3rd, 2008 11:24 pm

      i don’t get why this is suposed to be funny its gay and i don’t like it *pukes* this sucks

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