Funny Pregnant Blonde Jokes
Posted on May 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Blonde Jokes |
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman “in what position was the baby conceived ?”
“He was on top “, she replied.
“You will have a boy !” the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
“I was on top “, was the reply.
“you will have a baby girl. ” said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
“What’s the matter ?” asked the doc.
“Am I going to have puppies ?”…..
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it’s mine?
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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