Stupid Married Blonde

Posted on January 28, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Blonde Jokes |

There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he’s at work.

When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what’s going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket. The husband said “I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?” The blonde responds “When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said ‘FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!’”


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    4 Responses to “Stupid Married Blonde”

    1. angel gettings on March 12th, 2008 12:29 am

      thats hularious that blonde is so stupid. lol

    2. angel gettings on March 12th, 2008 12:30 am

      lol yeah wuts it to u b/c ur a blonde to lol

    3. alysa on April 18th, 2008 9:50 am

      NICE FUNNY JOKE

    4. Breauna on April 29th, 2008 11:47 pm

      that blonde is so stupid that is y it is so funny

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