Two Tourists

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Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing.”


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    6 Responses to “Two Tourists”

    1. tonya on December 3rd, 2007 11:05 pm

      this joke was stupid at first but then it got funny.

    2. Abby on February 8th, 2008 3:19 am

      this is one of the funnest blonde jokes i have ever heard. I’m a blonde so that has to be funny! :>

    3. ben dover on August 25th, 2008 10:11 am

      burrrrrr gerrrrrr kiiing

    4. tammie on April 6th, 2009 10:56 pm

      its really borin

    5. emma on April 14th, 2009 9:13 pm

      there were 2 blondes in a travel agency
      First blonde:which is the fertist the moon or america.
      second blonde:america
      first blonde:why’s that
      second blonde:becuase you can’t f**king see america…

    6. Rocker on May 3rd, 2009 7:06 pm

      stupid, it was sooooooooo borin i would rather do my homework

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