Window Pain

Posted on July 8, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Blonde Jokes |

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kinds. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I’m automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year… namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo”? (I told him). “It’s been a year”!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so finally I just hung up…. He hasn’t called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won’t underestimate a blonde anymore. Heh.


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    One Response to “Window Pain”

    1. I FORGOT MY NAME on April 27th, 2008 1:55 am

      that blond was SO rite! jk that was pretty funny!

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