A Girl

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A man was walking down the beach and he saw a girl with no arms and no legs crying, he asked the girl why are you crying.
She said, “I have never been hugged before”.
He said, “I will hug you” , so he hugs her and walks away.
Next day the man walking down the same part of the beach and he sees the girl crying, so he askes her whats wrong, she says, “I have never been kissed before”.

He said, “I will kiss you”. So he picks her up and kisses her on the cheek.
The next day the man is walking down the beach and the little girl is crying again
So he asks her whats wrong today, she said, “I have never been f**ked before” , so he said ok, he picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says, “now your f**ked” .

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