Bad News
Posted on September 4, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Jokes |
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine
the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be
cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the
longest private part he had ever seen!
“I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you
off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this.
It has to be saved for posterity.”
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