Dilemma

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A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to..to..Cut it off, are you???!?” The husband said, with a horrible gleam of revenge in his eye, “Nope. You are. I’m going to set the garage on fire!”


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    5 Responses to “Dilemma”

    1. WATTSUP on January 15th, 2008 9:47 am

      WATTSUP!!!! THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY

    2. Samantha on March 3rd, 2008 11:26 pm

      uh lol funny

    3. Daisy on March 5th, 2008 3:33 am

      was dat wet willy the weiner!

    4. bobodin janirth on October 7th, 2008 7:49 pm

      this is just stupid, if the man has got a brain he would just undo the vice instead of cutting his willy off.

    5. katie on November 24th, 2008 9:29 am

      lol that was funny if that happened to the guy i wonder what happened to the chick

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