Diet and Exercise

Posted on May 17, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Blonde Jokes, Funny Jokes |

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you?ll have lost at least five pounds.

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

Why, that s amazing!? the doctor said. Did you follow my instructions

The blonde nodded. I ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.

From hunger, you mean , asked the doctor.

No, from skipping.


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