Loaded Gun

Posted on May 17, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Blonde Jokes, Funny Jokes |

To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.

Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, the young man’s sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused.


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