No Ears
Posted on August 24, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Jokes |
A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?”
The guy responds, “Why, You don’t have any ears.”
Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.”
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?”
The guy responds, “Why, You don’t have any ears.”
Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.”
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy “What ever you do, don’t say anything about his not having any ears - He’ll kick you right out.”
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?”
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, “Why, you wear contact lenses don’t you.”
The interviewer says, “That’s impressive that you’re so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?”
3rd guy “Because you don’t have any damn ears to hang glasses on.”
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wow that is funny at first i thought that was a chick but guys are so gullible no offence!but who is making all these jokes cause i like em all expically all the blond ones