Spot the Liberal

Posted on August 19, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Jokes |

How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore and see what happens.
A conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout “swim for it!”
A liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, then go off to do another good deed.


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