Three Shots

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There was a woman that was pregnant with three triplets and she was walking past the grocery store when a robber comes out and shoots her three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital three months later she has her triplets.
Six years later one of her triplets comes up to her and says “mom I went to the washroom and a bullet came out” and she said “its a long story I’ll have to tell you later”.

The second one came up and said “mom I went to the washroom and a bullet came out” and she said “its along story I’ll have to tell you later”.
The third one came up and her mom said “let me guess you went to the washroom and a bullet came out” and she said “no I bent over and shot the cat!”.

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