Yo Mama is So Ugly
Posted on February 2, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Jokes |
She didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, she was hit with the ugly log!
Kids dress up as her for Halloween!
She makes blind children cry!
You could stick her face in dough and it would make monster cookies!
I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said “Thanks for bringing her back.”!
If you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it!
People hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen!
People hang her picture in their basements to scare the rats away!
She looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning!
Her shadow ran away from her!
I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application!
I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check!
People at the circus pay money not to see her!
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u shudlve put yo mama is so ugly shemade a mime scream
this is so cool I allways tell ya mum jokes at school