Funny Lines

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You can take my breath away!!! stay away from me I don’t want do die Now.

U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways.

Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!

The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away…

Flirt but be alert.

Intel inside……….fool is out side.

Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v must.

Love all; hate none…see all; select one..

He Took Me Fr0m a Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My T0p 0ff. He Puts His Lips 0n Mine,But D0n’t W0rry I’m a Bottle 0f Wine..

Adam & Eve introduced love; Romeo & Juliet practiced it; Laila & Majnoo died for it; So PLZZZZZZZ guyz don’t go for it.

LOVE IS THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOOLS!

Loved by FEW Hated by MANY Feared by ALL.

I cant help falling in love with u….

Love can sometimes be magic… But magic can sometimes just be an illusion!!

Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past u again?

I removed L from LOVER…….n now its all OVER !!!

DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT

Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It’z Incredíble To Me How I’m Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.

Only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don’t mean it.


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    3 Responses to “Funny Lines”

    1. cock on March 19th, 2010 5:48 am

      your a faggot.

    2. Avijit on November 23rd, 2010 11:42 pm

      very goooood…………

    3. tanmay on December 24th, 2010 5:17 pm

      Nice

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