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Posted on May 1, 2007 - Filed Under Funny One Liners |

Funny One Liners By Rodney Dangerfield

I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up. If I wasn�t born a boy, I�d have nothing to play with.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said �Come on over, there�s nobody home.� I went over. Nobody was home.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, �Hey buddy, why are you doing that?� He said, �Because you came home early.�
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield

It�s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I�m afraid to go to the bathroom.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
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