Funny One Liners 2

Posted on May 1, 2007 - Filed Under Funny One Liners |

Collection of Funny One Liners

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese.”
Funny One Liners by Chris Rock

“A guy know’s he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”
Funny One Liners by Tim Allen

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”
Funny One Liners by Zsa Zsa Gabor

“I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
Funny One Liners by Henny Youngman
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    2 Responses to “Funny One Liners 2”

    1. Ben Jamin on April 3rd, 2008 7:13 am

      Who’s the best rapper????

    2. amanda babayyyyy on June 22nd, 2008 8:38 pm

      its eminem!!!

      Wow what kind of question is that?!?!?!

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