Funny Pick Up Lines

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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Lets play Pearl Harber, I lay down and you blow me to heaven ..

Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be.

I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.

What’s a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer ..


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    2 Responses to “Funny Pick Up Lines”

    1. rose on February 7th, 2009 2:42 am

      the so called pick up line about getting her a drink is a bit degrading to women, is he trying to call her a hoe?!!!! any one that uses that line is just a jerk

    2. Bre on May 25th, 2009 3:59 am

      to the person who left the first reply, wake up idiot, its a joke! Hence “funny pick up lines” duh!

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