Yo Mama Poetry

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Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mama’s a witch, give her a quarter and she’ll be your bitch.

Roses are red, violets are gold, so get on your knees and do what you’re told!

Roses are red, I’m at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying “Change for the poor.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama asked what’s stupid and poor, and I said you.

Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama’s so ugly, I don’t know what to say.

Roses are red, violets are blue, beasts like yo mama belong in a zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama’s breath smells like five day old stew.

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10 Responses to “Yo Mama Poetry”

samantha on June 2nd, 2008 5:23 am

lol that is really funny♥
Alex on August 8th, 2008 8:24 am

datzz funnyy XOXO LOLLIES
Bob on August 21st, 2008 6:42 pm

yo mommas so fat that when i tried to swerve around her i ran out of fuel.
mertle on October 18th, 2008 1:44 am

good one?
Jessica on November 5th, 2008 2:02 am

Okay, No Offence To The Person/s That Wrote Them, But They Aren`t That Great . . =]

Umm . . I Think My Cousin Has Better Ones, But i Forgot Them Lol
Savannah Booth on November 5th, 2008 5:04 am

roses are red, violets are black, why is yo mama’s chest as flat as her back?
Brianna on November 20th, 2008 9:59 pm

Dude get it its roses r red sunshine is gold get on ya knee’s & do as ya told!!!!!!!!!!! lol the rest is good !!!
lucio on February 19th, 2009 6:41 pm

yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach a whale jumps up and says we are familiy
nichelle/dripdrop on March 20th, 2009 4:31 am

this stuff is craty I luve it so much. The yo mama jokes r the best out of all!!!!!!
greg on March 24th, 2009 11:11 pm

i like the one that has the quater