Funny Q & A

Posted on May 21, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Questions & Answers |

Q Is that a new haircut?
a) No, there’s a dial on my back that makes it longer or shorter
b) It’s my new merkin, did they fit it incorrectly?
c) Actually, it’s my sister’s but I liked it so much I stole it from her.

Q You’re so nice, why aren’t you married?
a) Because the only people I know are fools like you.
b) I’m opposed to dental hygiene for religious purposes; that makes it hard to find a girl.
c) Actually I’m not single, my girlfriend just doesn’t know who I am yet.
d) What, and give up the joy of constantly asking women for a date?

Q That looks interesting. Is that your lunch?
a) No, it’s leftover breakfast.
b) Yes, and I made extra for you, seeing you ask me on a daily basis what I eat.
c) It was, but I have an inability to eat any food if someone asks what it is.
d) It is a science experiment. Please step away. You’re infecting my laboratory with your presence.

QWhere did you get that accent?
a) There was a buy one, get one free special at the supermarket.
b) From my mother’s womb.
c) I think it was from Accents for Dummies.
d) Melbourne, Florida.

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