Cow Jokes

Posted on July 15, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Questions & Answers |

Q: What do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical Chairs

Q: Why do cows like jokes?
A: Becuase they like to be amoosed.

Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: To the mooovies!

Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!

Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don’t work!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
A: Hare in your milk

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