Cow Jokes

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Q: What do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical Chairs

Q: Why do cows like jokes?
A: Becuase they like to be amoosed.

Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: To the mooovies!

Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!

Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don’t work!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
A: Hare in your milk


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    One Response to “Cow Jokes”

    1. kylipaa on October 29th, 2009 5:18 am

      what do you get when you cross a cow with a cow ? A: A COW!!!!+

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