Funny Unanswered Questions
Posted on May 21, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Questions & Answers |
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?”
If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
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these questions are stupid… they all have logical answers:
a fly without wings would be called a wingless fly
they have to tell mimes to remain silent, the law doesn’t change for someones career, and i’ve been to a show were a mime talks…
they lock gas station bathrooms so homeless people don’t go and sleep in them, or crack heads don’t go shoot UP in them
why the f**k wouldn’t there be an expiration date on sour cream? theres like an expiration date on everything.. hmmm.. maybe so people know when its EXPIRED!
doctors call it practicing, because thats what they practice. you can know how to do something perfectly but you still practice it everytime you do it. an nba star still goes to basketball practice
people are loud because they need attention
and..
there is nothing better than sliced bread.
You need to work on these…some are pretty awful.