Random Q & A #2
Posted on May 21, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Questions & Answers |
Why is it possible to see through preachers?
They are holy.
If Johns mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo.
Who is the last one?
John.
What do you get when you cross Pikachu with Exeggcute?
Fried Eggs!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?
Tulips.
Why did the old house see the doctor?
Because it had window pains.
Why were the little ink drops crying?
Because papa was in the pen and no one knew how long the sentence would be.
Why is an island like the letter ?T??
It is in the middle of ?waTer?.
Why is an empty room like a room full of married people?
There isn?t a single person in it.
Why is Piglet so nasty?
Because he plays with Pooh!
Why did the girl run outside with her purse open?
She heard there was going to be some change in the weather.
Why wouldn?t the Energizer Bunny come out of the bathroom?
Because he kept goin? and goin? and goin?!
Why aren?t elephant?s allowed on the beach?
They always have their trunks down!
Why was ten afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine and he was next in line.
Why are mountain climbers curious?
They always want to take another peak.
Since he lost his hair, why is Mr. Timothy More like an American City?
Because he is ?Bald Tim More?!
How can you tell who is Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?
He has sesame seed buns.
How do you get on t.v.?
Sit on it.
How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A bucaneer.
How many penguins does it take to fly an airplane?
None. Penguins can?t fly!
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!
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