Beer Quotes
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
- Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting.
- George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
- Washington Irving
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer.
- Plato
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
- For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me - so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.
- Homer Simpson
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