Football Quotes

Most football players are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

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