Funny Chuck Norris Quotes

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Funny Chuck Norris Quotes Collection

“If you want to accomplish anything in life,
you can’t just sit back and hope it will happen.
You’ve got to make it happen.”
Funny Quotes by Chuck Norris

“Violence is my last option.”
Funny Quotes by Chuck Norris

“The philosophy of the martial arts makes
kids goal-oriented and makes
them feel like they have self-worth.
It’s been proven. I’ve seen it myself.”
Funny Quotes by Chuck Norris


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    One Response to “Funny Chuck Norris Quotes”

    1. andrew on November 13th, 2008 4:08 am

      chuck norris once ate a 100lb steak in one hour.he spent 58 minutes banging his waitress

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