Funny Drunk Quotes
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Funny Drunk Quotes Collection
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.”
“You know you’re old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“If you aren’t part of the solution, you’re a precipitate .”
“A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.”
“Everyone loves a moose. Some just don’t know it.”
“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
“By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.”
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