Funny Irish Quotes
Posted on May 11, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes |
Funny Irish Quotes Collection
“When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.”
“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.”
“I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
“Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.”
“Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I’ve already seen this episode of jeopardy.”
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