Funny Irish Quotes

Posted on May 11, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes |

Funny Irish Quotes Collection

“When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.”

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.”

“I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”

“Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.”

“Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I’ve already seen this episode of jeopardy.”

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