Funny Life Quotes

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Funny Life Quotes Collection

“It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”

“Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.”

“Life is the only thing you can’t get out of alive.”

“May your life be like toilet paper… Long and useful.”

“Someone said to Voltaire, “Life is hard.” Voltaire replied, “Compared to what?” ”

“We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.”

“Life is full of disappointments, and I’m full of life!”

“Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.”

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