Funny Marriage Quotes

Posted on May 9, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes |

Funny Marriage Quotes Collection

“Before marriage a man yearns for a woman after marriage the ‘y’ is silent .”

“Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish…”

“They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.”
Mae West

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.”
Patrick Murray.

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