Groucho Marx Quotes
Posted on June 2, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes |
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that’ll make your eyes water!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
Don’t point that beard at me, it might go off.
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